Kita patut sentiasa bersyukur (We must always count our blessings)  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness..........you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation.......you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace....... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If your parents are still alive and still married........you are very rare, even in the United States.

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful.....you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.

If you prayed yesterday and today........you are in the minority because you believe God does hear and answer prayers.

If you can read now, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

-Author Unknown-

It's all about Communication  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy ..

Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.

The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Pek to represent them.

Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate. 'To make it more interesting', he said, 'neither side would be allowed to talk'.

The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came.

Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Pek pull out an apple. The Pope stood up and said: 'I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay.'

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened?.

The Pope said, First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.

Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do???????

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek. 'What happened?' they asked.

Well, said Ah Pek. First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*@# off and not one of us was leaving..

Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here.

Yes, and then???' asked the crowd.

I don't know, said Ah Pek. He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!!!!!
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How Government Works  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad

Chance upon this cute story on the Internet. Enjoys!

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
The MPs said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then one MP said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then another MP said,"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then other MPs said,"How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Prime Minister said,"Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then the Finance Minister said,"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they laid off the night watchman.


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International English Notices - Localised  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

Got these from my favourite blog (Masterwordsmith)at the internet.
I guess we can use some can use some of these notices in the office, where applicable, so that we can become an international-recognized office.

Enjoys!


NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

Hotel bedroom--Japan:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.

Doctor's surgery--Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Cocktail lounge--Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Hotel--Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

Hotel air conditioner instructions--Japan:
COOLS AND HEATS: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

Zoo--Hungary:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Restaurant--Nairobi:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

Car rental brochure--Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

Men's lavatory--Japan:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

Maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

Cemetery
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES

Restaurant menu--Switzerland:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

Bar--Tokyo:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Temple-- Bangkok:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Japanese public bath:
FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.

Hotel bedroom--Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

Hotel brochure--Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.

Hotel bedroom-- Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel-- Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel lobby-- Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

Supermarket-- Hong Kong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.

Hotel-- Moscow (opposite Russian Orthodox monastery):
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

From the Soviet Weekly:
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.

Newspaper, East Africa:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.

Black Forest-- Germany:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel-- Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED

Laundry-- Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

Advertisement for donkey rides-- Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Hotel bedroom-- Moscow:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

Tourist agency--Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

Dentist's advertisement-- Hong Kong:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

Airline-- Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

That's Why Life is Interesting  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

Gathered from the Internet:

Why .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

And that's why life's interesting!

Something Light for Sleepy Tuesday  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

No further testing is required or planned.

OilFab's Berbuka Puasa Event  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad

Invited to OilFab's yearly Berbuka Puasa Event held at the Blue Wave Hotel in Shah Alam.

The event was well attended by the staff and selected Clients with good spread of food: Japanese, Middle Eastern, Western and local delicacies served.

An amir was also present to collect the Zakat Fitrah from eligible muslim staff

Photos showing part of the attendees attended the event.

Another photo showing the Chairman of OilFab, Tan Sri Abu Hassan,  giving his speech, while the CEO Hj Aminuddin and Director Dato' Aziz,  listened on.

Signing Ceremony  

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Congratulations to Coral Intoil Sdn Bhd for its first signing ceremony. This is for the three parte agreement for our latest product which will hit the market very soon. The draft agreement and various discussion were held on numerous occasions since early May 2009.

The detail of the product will be imprinted in Coral Intoil's latest company profile/brochure.

Reminiscence About Old Times  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

This photo was taken about 3 years ago. At that time Hj Amin is still the President of the Kelab Hensem KL.

How time moves and roles changed!

As Winston Churchill once said:
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

I hope we have given enough to savour a full life for ourselves and made a difference for those that cross our path.

Something Light for Monday  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to choose one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the poultry farmer.

The poultry farmer takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.....


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

STOP DOING WHAT DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU  

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Do you want to invigorate yourself? Do you want to feel life’s energy rushing through your veins? Do you want to get on track, get going, finally make some real headway and cruise your way through life? Then let me tell you this: in order to get these juices flowing, you have to stop doing what does not work for you. Stop doing all those things that drain your energy and make you feel empty. Stop sitting around and start standing up for yourself! Get rid of relationships that do not help you grow. Get rid of food that does not feed you. Get rid of activities that do not build you up! Stop doing whatever it is that makes you tired, irritated and grumpy. Break with people who don’t support you and deplete your energy! Stop doing whatever it is that pulls your energy level down, and start doing whatever it is that lifts your energy level up!

1) People – Break with people who ‘vampirize’ you – those who are constantly feeding off your precious energy. If you feel empty and muddled after meeting with certain people, then don’t meet with them anymore! When you feel your energy level is higher after meeting with certain people, then they are okay for you. Be aware of your energy level and how people affect it, and then act accordingly!

2) Conversations – Stop participating in conversations that keep you down, that make you feel annoyed or angry. Try to express your ideas in a calm and clear fashion, but if the other is not paying attention, then leave the conversation and go on with your business!

3) Activities – Stop doing whatever it is that makes you feel exhausted. If you don’t like cleaning the house, then find somebody else to do it for you, EVEN if you would do a better job by yourself! The question is not, “Who does a better job?” The question is, “What does this activity do to my energy level?” Stop doing what brings you down. Instead, do what boosts your energy.

4) Food – Stop eating and drinking food that makes you drowsy or bad tempered. Food has a direct influence on your mood. If drinking too much coffee makes you irritable, then don’t drink too much coffee. If drinking one cup of coffee in the morning gives you the energy to get started, then drink one cup of coffee. If one glass of wine makes you euphoric, then drink one glass of wine. If three glasses of wine make you feel dizzy, then don’t drink three glasses of wine.

5) Job – Appreciate and be appreciated. If your boss talks down to you, humiliates you, and doesn’t appreciate your work, then leave him. Find yourself a better boss! Find yourself a boss who DESERVES having YOU as an employee! Don’t stay around someone with such a low energy level. He will keep bringing you down. Find yourself a boss or a job that lifts up your energy level. When you try to hold on to a job that drains all your energy, then before long you will surely develop some kind of disease. Nobody can withstand a climate of low energy without paying the high price of illness and depression.

6) Places – Don’t stay in places where you don’t feel good. Some restaurants and cafés are so noisy that it’s impossible to spend time there without severely attacking your energy vibrations. Too much noise, too many people, too much chaos will inevitably drag you down. Don’t stay in a house that has a bad energy to it. If a place is good for you then you will feel an energy boost whenever you spend time there!

This advice seems so simple that you might think I’m treating you like a four-year old. Make no mistake! Four year-olds often have a healthier relationship with themselves than we do. They will not go on eating or drinking something they do not feel comfortable with, but many adults do! Take their example!

What to do when you notice that your energy level has been dragged down by a person, a place, an activity, or anything else? No problem, you can fix it immediately! The best remedy to uplift your energy vibration is: Nature. Go for a walk in the forest, or the park. Breathe the oxygen. Observe a flower in close-up. Look how Mother Nature very carefully painted the nerves in the leaves, and your energy level will be skyrocketing. Watch some children play, listen to some birds sing. Take your time.

If you can’t go out, then put on some inspirational music and dance around the table. This will do you good. Go to a quiet room and meditate for a while. Imagine you have an energy channel starting at your spine and going into the heart of the earth. Send down all the bad and low energy vibrations. Mother earth knows how to transform them into high-level energy. Imagine a channel from your spine into heaven, and feel how divine celestial energy is flowing into your body to replenish you with high-energy vibrations. See yourself surrounded by a magnificent white golden light. You can do this even at work, sitting in front of your computer, at a meeting, anywhere, anytime. You can also carry a gemstone with you, and “instruct” it to deviate low energy vibrations and permit only good vibrations to touch you.

You are the shepherd of your own energy. What vibration do you prefer: high or low? It’s up to you to flow around what feels bad and stick to what feels good. It’s up to you to clean up your energy field. Nothing too complex, just regular maintenance. Take an energy shower in the forest. Breathe!

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Inspirational Words  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

Abraham Lincoln once said, “Things may come to those who wait, but only the

things left by those who hustle.”

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How often have we heard about a new product, or a new way of doing

something, and it was exactly what we had already thought about. Someone

else received credit for it because they took the action and did it.


We can spend hours, days, months, even years, thinking or talking about

something we want to accomplish. But, nothing happens until we take action!


People have lots of ideas, yet they never take a step towards

implementation. They think it can’t be done, or that it would take too much

work, or they listen to other people who tell them it won’t work.


Has someone ever voiced an idea you’ve been thinking about, and everyone

thought it was great? *Don’t be left behind take action on your ideas!*


"Ideas without action are worthless."

- Harvey Mackay

Meeting at Wisma Ann Joo  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

Tuan Hj Roslan together with our Business Admin Manager, En Budin, resting after a heavy lunch at Raju Restoran, Jalan Gasing.

Photo taken at Wisma Ann Joo lobby while waiting for the subsequent meeting with Ann Joo Metal.

Alhamdulillah, everything went well after two long sessions with Ann Joo Management.

We managed to sign the Agency Agreement with Ann Joo Metal for supply of steel to the Oil & Gas major fabricators.

HUMOUR FOR THE WEEKEND - ENJOYS!  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated andand bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men
(Sorry to dissapoint but no photo of nude woman allowed to be attached with this joke)

Put the Glass Down  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

17617103 Put the Glass Down

Merdeka Celebration  

Posted by Coral Intoil Sdn Bhd in


CISB's staff at the live telecast from TV3 Bandar Utama on 07th August 2009 for the MHI section to officially announce the Semarak Merdeka Ride 2009 with newscaster Abby Norfana Scova. The Semarak Merdeka Ride is due to be officially flag off by the Federal Minister on 08th August 2009 in front of PWTC at 2pm.

Collage of Trip to Houston 09  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

The above photo collage shows some of our activities during our trip to Houston USA primarily to attend the Offshore Technology Conference 2009 (OTC 2009). Most of the photos were taken at the Houston Space Centre made AFTER the OTC ends.

ED in Action  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in


Our ED, Tuan Hj Razip, standing next to Tuan Hj Amin, CEO of OilFab (aka Project Director of Carigali-Hess Retrofit Project) listening attentively to conference call made from Offshore operation team.

Must be serious problems as both of them could not bear to smile for the camera when asked to do so!

Anyway, everything under control, according to them...

Perhaps they will smile next time they are asked to do so for the camera.

Remember always the wise words:
"Life is a Joke but Golf is Serious Business"

Joke of the Day  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.

"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied

Our new Director of Sales - Steel Supply Section  

Posted by Arshad Ahmad in


This is Lawrence Tam, Coral Intoil's Sales Director for Steel Supply.

Lawrence is already a successful entrepreneur on his own right and is collaborating closely with us to develop our Trading Division business stream.

With the assistance and support from Lawrence we are confident that we can develop this business stream successfully, InsyallAllah.

We welcome Lawrence on board our exciting journey!

Welcome to Puan Zuera  

Posted by Coral Intoil Sdn Bhd in


salam,

I would like to extend a warmth welcome to our latest member to CISB. Our new Project Admin Officer, Pn Zuera. Welcome aboard our exciting journey. The rest of the CISB family will be posted later...

OTC 09 Trip  

Posted by Coral Intoil Sdn Bhd in





In early May we went for the Offshore Technical Conference in Houston amid the world's fear on the H1N1 outbreak. To make matters worst, there was the first casualty in Houston Hospital just few days prior to our departure! Alhamdulillah, praise to be for Allah, we are all safe and sound. The trip was considerably a good one since we manage to convince a few principals to appoint us as their representative.

We did stop by in London for a few days before coming home.

Business Lunch and Discussion  

Posted by Coral Intoil Sdn Bhd in

Today we have two fruitful meetings:


















1. business alliance for two potentially marketable products for our trading division. the detail will be posted in our official website.




















2. lunch discussion with one of our main bankers on possibilities of credit line for our future transactions

CISB e-News  

Posted by Coral Intoil Sdn Bhd

Salam to all,

this is the maiden post for Coral Intoil's first post. i will keep the blog updated with our latest issues as often as possible.

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